Saturday, 14 February 2015

GET HYPED - Avengers: Age of Ultron

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LLLLLLLLadies and Gentlemen welcome to Get Hyped! Let's get straight into it because this is something I have fanboyed over since the end of the first Iron Man movie - Motherfucking Avengers!

For anyone who has lived under a rock for the last 3 years, Marvel have seemingly been on a bit of a hot streak. Almost everything they touch seemingly turns to gold to the extent where even Sony have given up their one slice of the pie in Spiderman (To be talked about in this weeks news update) to them. So here we are in 2015 with Age of Ultron set to break as many box office records as Avengers Assemble did before it.

So for anyone who didn't watch the Superbowl last week there was a new trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron put out during one of the commercial breaks, there was a small write up in our weekly update here but because I will nerdgasm all over this post it's probably best to sit back, relax, and get the tissues.
 Let's start off gentle by saying the trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron can be found below -


To explain to casual audiences - Ultron is formed by Tony Stark (In the movies, in the comic's it's Ant Man, but that's a different story) in the hope of protecting the Earth for when the Avengers just can't be arsed are unable to save it until it surprisingly goes wrong and begins to question just "why" he should follow human orders. (Jurassic World last week, Ultron this week - why can't people learn?) resulting in Ultrons first act of defiance below:

"Fuck you Tony,, you've got a torch where your heart should be"
Early reports indicate Ultron may not actually use those lines.

We're treat to a sighting of the new characters in this movie - Scarlett Witch (But not Quicksilver for some reason) blasting the shit out of some.........thing.


You may remember Quicksilver being in X-Men-Days of Future Past. Well MCU and Fox made a compromise that allowed him to be in both universes - however no mention of his parentage (SPOILER ALERT - Magneto) or the fact he's a mutant would be allowed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe version of Q.S.

To distract you from that Mutant/Non Mutant mindfuckery, here's Chris Evans being choked - a sentence that when-written, has a surprisingly confusing effect on my sexuality.

TRY AND SAY THE FANTASTIC FOUR HAS ITS MERITS AS A MOVIE NOW, BITCH!
Soon after we're treat to the Iron Man suit most fans commonly refer to as the "Hulkbuster" which is basically Iron Man but on 'Roids - designed to counteract the strength and ferocity of the Hulk.


Although I'm sure it wont be used, Iron Man and Hulk got on so well in the last movie, and it's not like the next main Marvel movie is entitled Civil War or anything....

GODDAMN IT YOU TWO I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND NO-ONE WILL GET ICE CREAM!
The last shot I wanted to use for this GET HYPED post was a toss up between a shot of The Avengers, or Black Widows ass. I feel Chris Hemsworth's triceps are a fair compromise for everyone involved, (though some people *cough* Beca may feel like they've been cheated).


Something that isn't in the trailer, but will play a key part in the movie for anyone who's up to date with the comics - is Paul Bettany's character Vision. A new promo photo for him can be found here
I wont spoil any more for you guys, because hopefully you'll have all seen the trailer already, the movie comes out April 23rd (Don't believe the trailer, I heard it sleeps around) and if you aren't already planning on seeing it, what the f- [Partial sentence removed by editor] - with you?!
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